posted on: Sunday, November 9, 2014
me: do you want to go to the hairdresser?
kiddo: I don't want to go to the hairdresser today! I've got lots of stuff to do!
me: (baffled) like what?
kiddo: draw the unicorn... read my comics...
every christmas our local mall decks their halls with shiny ornaments including a couple of life-size baby polar bears that look like they're breathing.
lady: I don't want the bears to catch me!
me: they won't catch you, they're friendly robot bears.
yep, that is what I actually said. the mister was away in boston for business, I think I was a bit tired.
what did they say over your way? here's the linky.